'Among ourselves, we keep the law but when we are operating in the jungle, we must also use the laws of the jungle.' 

ROBERT COOPER

 

 

 

'Why not save time, surrender completely, close down the government and tell King Juan Carlos, Queen Isabella and Bush (or his viceroys – Bobby Cooper, for example) to come over and govern us? '

HÉCTOR ABAD

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 

 

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Blair's Bobby Cooper for Colombian president?

Héctor Abad Faciolince advises passive resistance as a last resort in coping with British and U.S. defensive imperialism. 

AFGHANISTAN, Sierra Leone, Somalia, Haiti, Chechnya and Colombia belong to an exclusive club of countries that First World academics in Europe, the USA and Japan have now begun to define ‘failed states’. In a recent article published by The Observer, Robert Cooper, one of British premier Tony Blair’s leading experts on foreign policy, divided the countries of the world into three categories: postmodern states (notably the EU, Japan, Canada and the USA, though he found the latter particularly difficult to classify), modern states (which include China, India, Pakistan and in certain respects Russia) and pre-modern states, a group composed of so-called ‘failed states’. The latter comprise some ex-Soviet republics, almost the whole of Africa, Afghanistan and most Latin-American countries that do not hold the monopoly of power and are among the world’s major drug producers. Although this last sentence makes no explicit mention of Colombia, the reference is fairly obvious.

According to Cooper, who supports the need for a new imperialism or “postmodern colonialism”, developed countries – now redefined as postmodern states – have the right to apply a form of “defensive imperialism” in order to defend themselves against possible terrorist threats from the pre-modern world. We must, writes Blair’s advisor, “start to get used to double standards. Among ourselves, we operate on the basis of laws and open cooperative security. But, when dealing with old-fashioned states outside the postmodern continent of Europe, we need to revert to the rougher methods of an earlier era – force, pre-emptive attack, deception […]. Among ourselves, we keep the law but when we are operating in the jungle, we must also use the laws of the jungle.”

Note that this is not the thesis of an extremist advisor to Berlusconi or of Le Pen’s right-hand man. It is a plain and literal statement by the advisor to the British Labour party – that same party which was until the Thatcher era considered to be Britain’s left. Must we then place our hopes in dispatching air troops to these jungles in order to apply jungle law and get rid of unmanageable whites, sinister blacks, nasty indigenous Indians and dreadful half-castes? Not necessarily. For this precise purpose we have the financial institutions of “postmodern imperialism”, namely that consortium which is made up of the International Monetary Fund, the World Bank and other global economy organisations in order to oblige those pre-modern countries to return to “the virtuous circle of investment and prosperity”.

It is not even worth protesting at such statements. There is no point in growing indignant or attempting to argue for such stale “modern categories” as human rights, equality before the law, antiracism or nonsense of the sort. Given the situation and the fact that they (i.e. those in the postmodern world) hold full economic power and crushing military superiority, it would be best to give up our hypocrisy and return plainly and simply to the old colonialism, this time rendering it even purer and more extreme. Just as Puerto Rico belongs to the United States (and it was more fortunate than Cuba or Haiti), Haiti should return to French hands; Mexico should be a US colony; Central America and the Caribbean should submit to a British protectorate; Colombia, Venezuela and Ecuador should return under the magnanimous umbrella of the Spanish sovereign (as Don Álvaro Mutis has been demanding for decades); Chile and Peru should genuflect before Germany; Argentina and Uruguay should be Italian colonies, the Guayanas and Surinam should return to Holland; and Bolivia and Paraguay should be left as a harmless indigenous experiment since they are not, after all, very well-off and do not even possess a sea coast.

On his first trip abroad as president elect, Colombian premier Álvaro Uribe met UN secretary-general Kofi Annan, US president George W. Bush and the directors of the international financial consortium (International Monetary Fund, Interamerican Development Bank and World Bank). This was, of course, quite natural. The globalised world is not the old postcolonial world but the new neocolonial one. Without the flow of arms (from the US), of money (from international banks) and transnational troops (from UNO), the humble pre-modern nation of Colombia could progress from failed state to ultra-failed state (a category that does not yet exist but that we could always invent). All of this seems rather like the last desperate kicks and dying efforts of a drowning man. If those who command in the world desire a new imperial order, then why not save time, surrender completely, close down the government and tell King Juan Carlos, Queen Isabella and Bush (or his viceroys – Bobby Cooper, for example) to come over and govern us?

Note: This article was first published in English by JUST Response on August 15 2002. Héctor Abad Faciolince is a leading Colombian journalist, novelist and academic who resides in Medellín. Robert Cooper’s article Why we still need empires appeared in The Observer on April 7 2002.  

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